Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable
simulating your life instead? Then
Millennial Simulator is for you!
- Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
- Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
- Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
- Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
- Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
- Get rejected by hot babes
- Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
- Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
- TRY. TO. SURVIVE.
And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...
